Top Ten Uses For Chili Still In Refrigerator
10. Can be used as toner in old 300dpi printers|
9. Fill cracks in sidewalks
8. Instead of TAR. patch roof with hot chili.
7. Stong acids make great parts cleaner
6. Use as badly needed packing material for shipping
5. Weight to keep door open
4. Disprove scientific community by demonstrating chili can grow hair
3. New guy gets the wrong doughnuts - new guy eats some chili
2. Put next to garage door in warehouse to prevent water from coming in.
1. Hot water bottle to keep Jim's office warm