Top Ten Signs That Should Have Clued Us In To Mitch's New Job

10. His voice mail now just sends customers to Best Buy.

9. Office and paper supplies dwindling sharply.

8. Last week no longer wore ties to work - this week no pants!

7. Keeps promising customers "Oh yeah we can have that tomorow".

6. No longer interested in prospecting or cold calls.

5. Has been doing sales presentations at local Golf Ranges all day for 3 weeks now.

4. Every day tells another employee "Thanks for lunch - I'll pay you back at the end of the month" and then laughs.

3. Replaced his filing cabinet with a cot and pillow.

2. Keeps answering phone "This is Tony" and then uses profane language.

1. Uses valuable time writing top 10 lists.