Top Ten Tippy the Turtle Complaints
10. After 3 periods of losses, Tippy resigns from TippyMart - Currently run by TippyMart founder Eric Benson, until new CEO is found.|
9. Hampster next door gets cute little wheel to run around in; Tippy gets a stupid Geo.
8. Clause in new service contract states that if a turtle at B*ss Pro's aquarium gets sick, Tippy will be given as a loaner until new turtle arrives.
7. Unavailable due to lost paperwork.
6. Upset to find out that "Turtle Wax" is for cars.
5. Someone accidentally put a service tag on Tippy and he was left on a shelf for 18 months.
4. Finally gets a cage with no problems - can't afford payments...
3. Ordered carrots and turtle food from Comp*q and can't eat because it is back ordered 3 weeks.
2. Unavailable due to lost paperwork
1. Newspaper usually used for Tippy's cage is now used to line the floor of Men's bathroom!