Warning! Some files on this page contain explicit language.
(Particularly the Apple Tech Line Calls)
Assorted Audio
Brian S.'s VoiceMail - Original
Brian S.'s VoiceMail - Altered
Lee and Radar (Brian S.)
Tommy Sings Roxanne
The Dear Hunter (911 Recording)
Recordings From Apple Computer's Tech Support Line
I'm In Agony
Americas Most Wanted
Captain Breather
Claris Tech Support
Comment On Hold Music
Crying Over Midterm Failure
Customer, Employee...No Choice
Disks Are Unimportant
I'm Losing My Mind
More Hold Music Comments
Theres More Than One?
MS Bob Uses PowerMac!
It's Not A 3rd Party Problem!
Pell Smack'n a Guy
Performa Fun
Perforno 430
Saved The Day
You Sawed Off What!?
Screamer
This Bull Stops Now!
What Kind of Head?
You Are The Employee!
Various Voice Mails
(Some people just don't understand that I can't hear them
while they are speaking to the voice mail system!)
Is Anybody There?
Brad R. - Pick up the Phone!
Brian S. - Playing Pee Wee Music
Brian S. - Pickup...
Brian S. - Aaauuu...Hello...
Brian S. - Hellooo...
Eric P. - Carl at Spank's
13 Sector Disk Program from 1979